The Offtopics are back to rock Oussou. Two delicious sets of fonky originals so we advise you to take your chance to dance.
This is our second gig at Bar Oussou this year as they trial a new curatorial approach to music. Naturally we want to see them do well so we’ll be trying extra hard to put some junk in our funk so you better take the chance to dance!
You don’t have to take our word for it. Just ask your friendly neighborhood Spidey-butt.
Anyone can dance to The Offtopics so don’t be afraid to show us your moves.
Even these moves…
Or these ones…
Of course if you can’t make it to Oussou this Friday then here’s a dance party you can have at home courtesy of the good students of the “Humor and Code” Class at the Parsons School of Design and Technology. Enjoy! http://gifdanceparty.giphy.com/
Entry is free this Friday. Can’t do any better than that!
In the worlds before this Friday… Primal chaos reigned. Heaven sought order.
But the Phoenix can fly only when its feathers are grown.
The four worlds formed again and yet again,
As endless aeons wheeled and passed… Hang on… enough Monkey business.
All is well fonksters because The Offtopics are playing again this Friday at your favourite craft beer and sandwich haunt on Gertrude Street.
That’s right – we’ll brook no timewasting! There’s so much to do. There are two whole sets of funky songs to get through before the night is over. It’ll also be our last gig before we start doing some extended studio time prepping for our first ever album. We’re really excited about this as *cue drum roll* we’ll be working with Nick Herrera who has previously recorded bands such as Hiatus Kaiyote and some other bands who you’ve probably never heard of.
Anyway – it’ll definitely be worth joining the conga line at the gig this Friday as we’ll be kicking out all sorts of jams.
There’s also a facebook event if that sort of thing floats your floating thing.
If this is the Silly Season then you need Melbourne’s silliest band of bravos to usher it in.
Saturday 19th December sees The Offtopics team up with those mighty maidens of shimmy – The Rebelles – to wail on the whole Christmas thang. There’ll be cocktails, dancing and Frosty the Snow Bastard’s Hissy Chrissy Karaoke all at Fitzroy’s finest Tiki Bar/cave of the Lava Goddess The LuWow.
Tickets $10 on the door.
Facebook event: https://www.facebook.com/events/949970995128333/
Don’t know much about The Rebelles and their shimmy shammy whammy? Check them out here: http://rebelles.com.au/
For those who missed the California Honeydrops show at The Northcote Social Club on the 26th of November – here’s what The Music’s Brad Summer had to say about it.
The Offtopics’ humble efforts get a mention too…
A long time ago… when the guys all had thick, lustrous hair…
The Offtopics were in their fusty mancave praying to a tiny terracotta idol of Jo Jo Zep for support when the statue spoke in a low musty dusty tone:
“Are you listening closely, boys?”
“Yes, Uncle Joe”, breathed The Offtopics.
Satisfied, the clay idol went on – with just the hint of a Maltese accent.
“You shall have the support you desire. Henceforth your spirit animal is…” The little clay man paused for effect.
“What is it, Uncle Joe?!” The Offtopics asked breathlessly.
“Your spirit animal is THE HONEYDRIPPER!”
“Uh… what?” said The Offtopics but the little earthenware man spoke no more…
That was the beginning of the first great schism in The Offtopics. Dan and Linc thought it referred to this 1978 number by The Falcons: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AInFZnCvmj4
“But how can a song be a spirit animal?” wondered Mark, who thought it was more likely that a honeydripper is someone who empties drop toilets.
Anyway it all made sense when it was announced that The California Honeydrops were coming to town and they’ve asked The Offtopics to be their support at The Northcote Social Club on November 26th.
The California Honeydrops make just the kind of N’Orleans Fonk sound we like. Check them out after you come see The Offtopics at the NSC.
For more information check out Tom Bowler tours: http://tombowler.com.au/tours/the-california-honeydrops/